And here are some more. It opens with this - and nothing more.
When a viewer clicks, this appears.
And then this is what a text page will look like.
Of course, these are first thoughts. Would love to have your help in comments. Now is a really good time to go anonymous if you're afraid of hurting my feelings. As a designer, it would be really hard for me to not take criticism as anything but helpful. How can designers do that? What doesn't help us, we ignore!